Tuesday, April 1, 2008

April Fool's!

Top Pranks Inflicted on frank by


“Yeah, frank, it’s chocolate cake. Eat it.”

“Yeah, frank, it’s lemonade. Drink it.”

“Yeah, frank, it's real Almond Roca. Eat it.”

“You have to understand it’s April Fool’s day. Here, have a cigar.”

"What am I going to do with this giant mallet? What am I going to do with this giant mallet?" Not bludgeon you is what I'm going to do, frank."

"Guess what, frank, today's your lucky day."


“Of course I’m over 18/not married/on birth control/female.”

Fictional Characters:

“Don’t worry, the star will make you invincible.”

“Welcome to Jurassic Park. You must try the Almond Roca, I made them myself.”

"I'll be back."



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