Exciting New Technology

Do kids realize the power they wield around their wrists? Check out these bracelets:

Haven’t made the connection? Floating Light Tube technology applications:

Ghost Detection (note the FLTs along the antennae of the doctor's device),

And Time Travel,

Fucking time travel! I’m willing to bet these braceleted kids aren't really kids at all. First chance I get I’m going to interrogate one, and if he bleeds oil, well, the robot invasion has begun.